The impossible choice between a beast of a 6 or a 9 that can’t cross the line
- QueenCleo
- Mar 25, 2015
- 1 min read
We are all girls in our twenties and we have all had our share part of
bedtime-story-boys. If you get what I’m saying. Problem is, most of the guys that I have given access into my bed, are either really hot but don’t know how to dance properly or quite ordinary looking and rockstars in the sack. But I wondered , is it just me or is it like this with all my friends? Are we all falling for the same mask of attractiveness and get disappointed afterwards or was I just really unlucky? And so the quest begun!
It was a Friday night and me and the girls were chilling on the couch with some sparkly alcoholic drink. I posed the question and nobody was sure how their ratio of hot guys vs ugly guys vs bed performances would turn out. And so the counting begun!
All of my friends have had more than 10 bed partners and very diverse numbers and still we all had the same ratio. How is that even possible right? I think we really found a new theory here!
We assumed that at least half of our bed partners would have been good looking AND stars in bed. Unfortunately we were wrong. Of the total amount of guys, half of them were good looking (like a 8 or a 9) and half of them ordinary or not so good looking (a 5, a 6 or a 7). Of the good looking ones, only half was worth remembering. So if we take all of these numbers into account, we can reach a conclusion : only ¼ of the guys we have encountered were a genuine 8 or 9 in all fields (looks, performances and character) .
SO THAT MEANS THAT ¾ OF THE GUYS WERE A WASTE OF TIME????
Yes my dear, yes. And on top of that, it is highly likely that one of the pretty boys gave you an std on the side as well. While being the worst fuck ever. GREAT. THAT’S JUST GREAT.
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