#HashtagQueen Cleo
My name is Cleo and I’m a hashtagQueen. Ever since I was a little girl with a jewfro I knew that I wanted to write and make my place in the world count. I was not born to do nothing, I was born for eternal glory and to own a swimming pool filled with gold (yes i’m a moneyloving jew, whatya gonna do?) .
Besides money, I love to travel and I’m sure that one day I will move to a warmer habitat. (I swear to god Belgium is like the rainiest country EVER) I love my cats, and I love to throw fancy dress parties , I love to sing and bake pastries with my bff Dana and I really really REALLY love wine.
The view of another Hashtagqueen:
Whatever this bitch is trying to tell you about herself: DON'T BELIEVE HER! Whatever she says: she's 100x more awesome. Our friendship is what you can call a Hoe-mance at first sight. She's the one person I would call if I ever killed someone and needed help getting rid of the evidence. Less gruesome: she always knows how to make me laugh. No-one can give me the truth quite like QueenCleo or put something in a way that even my thick head can understand. Our breakfasts are legendary and you haven't seen a proper girlsnight until you've been at one of her parties. I could go on forever about the awesomeness that is Jewcy, but you'll get to know her soon enough.
Fave curseword : “you shmuck”
Fave book : Dante : the divine comedy
Fave hashtag : #CrossingSomeDarkVoodooCornersThereBitch
Cold or hot shower : extremely hot like really really boiling
Fave cartoon : kyle’s dad=> he wanted to become a freaking dolphin oh and he’s jewish
Fave hollywood person : seth rogen & james franco
Warm or cold holiday : HOTTER THAN LAVA BITCH
Fave place in the world : Israel
Fave website : theoatmeal.com
Fave sinfood : depends on the mood
Worst or best habit : i am perfect so i dont have bad habits (arrogance?)