Clint Eastwood, You little horn dog!

We all know Mister Eastwood as one of the best filmmakers in history, as the iron rock that never seems to sleep, as the man who will never grow old. But did you know that he is an infamous womanizer? I sure as hell didn’t! Imagine my surprise when reading his wiki page (he has a separate page for his personal life, did you know?) and finding out that this gentlemen is a true horn dog.

It all started when he was 23 and a really handsome chap. He married to a certain Maggie Johnson by whom he was bedazzled.

(look how happy in love they were, real ugly shoes though)

But unfortunately the marriage only lasted for a short period probably because he ended up knocking some poor dancer up. And Kaboem his first child was born. Enter Kimber Eastwood! But this love child was not enough to keep him tied to the dancer and he went running back to his former wife Maggie whom he had 2 other children with, Kyle and Alison Eastwood. Naturally our hero did not end his quest for female adoration here. During the filming of one of the movies he performed in, he met Sondra Locke, one of his co-actors. He did not conceive a child with her (surprise there right?!) but when they split up 10 years later, Sondra wrote a book. A bad book.

But by then, Clint already courted another lady, a flight attendant by the name of Jacelyn Reeves. And guess what! Yes yes yes!! Once again he could call himself daddy, since he produced new offspring with the pretty stewardess. How do I know that she was gorgeous? No, not because of Google but because their two kids, Kathryn and Clint, are extremely good looking. Especially Scott. Did I mention that he was a model?

After this short affaire (can you call it affaire if they have two kids?) he decided to go steady again and moved in with Frances Fisher. And BADABOEM another beautiful young lady was born.

By now you must comprehend that it did not end there. After he left Fisher, he wed Dina Ruiz. And yes once again a baby was born from this wedding. So at age 66 he became father of his sixth child, Morgan Eastwood. Funny thing about the end of this marriage is that Mrs. Eastwood started a reality show with her daughter Morgan and stepdaughter Francesca (yes the pretty blond you see above) and guess how the show was called? Mrs. Eastwood and company, no joke.

Mister Eastwood, I can only admire your womanizer skills and your great genes. Producing 6 children from 4 different wives must have been a hell of a job! All whilst shooting villains and producing a lot of epic movies. What a hero!

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