Looks like Barbie, Smokes like Marley: 11 reasons to date a girl that smokes.

Relationships are hard fucking work and nobody will ever deny that. The older we get, the harder it becomes to deal with every little quirk and whim your partner has. Add the fact that the world is filled with crazy chicks and asshole dudes and the waters become very very muddy to swim in.

Drunk hookups are easy, a Tinder BootyCall sometimes needed. But how about the girl for the long run?

Here is why we believe you should consider dating a stonergirl:

1: Stonergirls know how to have fun. Being high often causes your head to come up with all kinds of cool stuff to do or fun things to talk about. Be it going skinny dipping in a nearby lake at midnight, prankcalling people (throwback to the 90s) or deep filosophical conversations: stonergirls will be down with it and won't question your sanity (sobriety?)

2: A friend with Weed is a friend indeed. -> You're fresh out of greens? No sweat! Chances are your girl still has some stash lying around and is up for trading it for (sexual) favors.

3: Asses are great for rolling tables. -> Don't have a steady surface to roll your spliff on is no longer an issue. Put her over your knee and use that pretty ass as a balancing board for your stash and rolling gear. She'll feel pretty and you get a nice view to boot.

4: Chances are she'll be chill about the crazy stuff you do. -> being a stoner herself she's very likely to have an idea of all the things you can get into when high. She won't be as fast to judge you and chastise you for getting into a little trouble.

5: She is as crazy about food as you are. -> She's a stoner so she has the munchies just as much as you do. Some days she might be like any other girl and wants to be wined and dined, yet you'll be able to make her smile with a big greasy cheeseburger too.

6. Not only does she eat like you (a lot); she also knows how to cook. -> Anyone who has ever hung with a stoner or lit one up themselves can tell you this: Weed makes you mad hungry. Stonergirls know this and as cooking happens to be all the rage you can be sure that she'll dive into her fridge and come out with some dish worthy of PotHeadHeaven.

7. You won't get hate for watching mindless comedies. -> Dude, she smokes! Of course she likes chilling on the sofa and watching that same crappy movie or tv-show for the umpteenth time.

8. You might actually like the music she plays. -> StonerChicks are unlikely to have nothing but preppy poppy cds. Being high asks for a certain kind of mood that is very hard to obtain when listening to the preppy upbeat Katy Perry hits. You can bet your ass that we'll have some surprising songs in store for your mellow mood.

9. Over is the time that you were so not looking forward to that next joint. Simply because you're too lazy to roll it. -> This one is easy peasy right? Give her the gear, sit back and just wait for her to pass it on to you. Just make sure to return the favor once in a while.

10. You are bound to laugh your ass of together. -> Weed is known for it's humor-enhancing qualities. Life's just funnier when you smoke. The two of you high together is a guarantee for a good fucking time.

11. AFTER SEX SMOKES. -> I won't say more. This stands on its own.

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