How to travel like a clever Jew

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As a Jew, I prefer to keep my money in my pockets.

Problem in this case is that I'm also a traveler and traveling is quite an expensive hobby. Luckily I'm a travel wizard and today I shall take you on a magical carpet ride. Or euh did I had to say magical train? Yeah whatever, just listen to my advice here you lil' shmuck.

My ultimate top website to find the cheapest flight available is www.momondo.com . I'm dead serious, this website is better than any other website you might be using right now to scan for a flight. And on top of the great search engine of this site, it's also really easy to use, so any internet noob can find whatever he's looking for! (yes you did just read 'he' and not she'. women are always better at everything. sorry guys, supah feminist speaking here)

Another great feature of the site is the opportunity to see the different prices in a number of days. This way if you don't have an exact date set, you are able to find the cheapest day and adjust your holiday dates to benefit your wallet. It's graphically presented to you, which makes it easier for you to choose.

And last thing I have to tell you guys about this website, is the great and powerful Oz eu sorry i mean button 'Fare Alert' on the right side of the screen.

If you click this button,

you will receive a daily or weekly notification in your inbox when the price of your preferred dates goes up or down. GREATEST FEATURE EVER.

Okay so now you know how to get take a plain like a Jew. I will continue to tell you how you should book a place to stay. In general, when you find a nice hostel, hotel, airbnb, couchsurfspot or whatever, it is of life necessity to check www. tripadvisor.com. I think that most of you are already aware of this information so i will just advise you to be skeptical and not just read the overall positive percentage and think 'oh jzs amazing, 85% loves it, this must be good' or read the negative comments of retards that write "Long lines to check in. Unending crying and whining by little ones" when checking into a disney hotel. I mean it's DISNEY ofcourse there are crying children!! That has nothing to do with the quality of the hotel!

If you want to have more specific advice on how to book a nice hotel, then I would like to introduce you guys to a splendid online pearl. Asia web is the place to be if you want to book a trip to Asia. I've never seen any site scan better bargains in Asia than this one!

When you are booking an all inclusive holliday which is not in Asia, it's better to research the engines of travel operators of your neighbouring countries. (only applicable to Europe) Travel agencies on our continent have the tendency to change their name in all the different countries they reside in. For example Thompson in the UK is Arke in the Netherlands and Jetair in Belgium. The prices are different and sometimes a lot more reasonable on one website than on another. So research your agency of choice and don't get fooled by the pretty pictures.

So let's see, so far you have booked a cheap flight and a cheap hotel, is there something else you need?

Ah yes you do actually, you need a car to drive around right? If in need of an automobile, i suggest you to check rentalcars.com . Great prices on good locations!

So my friends, I hope you have found this information useful! Stick around to check more awesome travel tips!

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